a true, funny story
sunday night 7:25 p.m.
me: (doing hw)
mom: (wakes up b/c she works a weird schedule at the hospital) What day is it?
me: Sunday.
mom: Are you sure? I'm sure it's Monday. Where's your brother?
me: I saw him 'round noon. He went to Carl's.
mom: So he never came home last night?
me: No, he did. (I think....)
mom: (goes downstairs starts making coffee then goes outside)
me: (goes downstairs and mom comes back in)
mom: are u sure it's sunday? i'm so confused.
me: uh, yeah. the oscars are about to come on , see? (points to the t.v.) where'd u go?
mom: To get the newspaper. why aren't u in school?
me: wait...do u know what time it is? it's seven o'clock AT NIGHT!!!!
hahahah...acutally that's happened to me before too!!!! it was worse though b/c i woke up at 8p.m. and my dad and brother fooled me for a while going like "oh, no steph!!!! ur late!" and then i hurried to brush my teeth!
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